Monday, 30 November 2009

BOOKS: Sex and the Single Girl


BOOKS: Perry Mason #2

Authoritative, pacy, thoroughly entertaining... should sell like hot cakes


Thursday, 26 November 2009

BOOK: Pattern For Panic

Come on down south of the border where the chili is hot, the chiquitas hotter - and a tropical crime wave has Shell Scott in a sweat.



BOOKS: Some Science Fiction #1

'Lurking in tomorrow to make you scream tonight - Masters of Science Fiction doing their feindish best to scare you back to the twentieth century.'


Wednesday, 25 November 2009

BOOK: Born for Sacrifice

The True Story of 'Madeleine' Heroic British Secret Agent in Paris



BOOK: The Saint

THE SAINT takes a holiday!



Friday, 20 November 2009

T-SHIRTS: Splink

First find a Safe place to cross. Stand on the Pavement near the kerb. Look all around for traffic, and listen. If traffic is coming, then let it pass. When there is No traffic near, walk straight across the road. Keep looking and listening for traffic while you cross. SPLINK!



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T-SHIRTS: Pink Dog



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T-SHIRTS: Hungry Dug



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HALF-HEARTED IDEAS: Magnitudinous Malteser

Initial concepts and designs for a pimped up Malteser
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PHOTOGRAPHY: Fake Tiltshift

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ILLUSTRATION: Steam Powered PC


ILLUSTRATION: b00.bS


HALF-HEARTED IDEAS: Evolution of the Pixel

Early Stoneage Pixel



WORDS: Loss in Translition #2

Fill the raw cannelloni, as they are in the box without boiling them. (The stuffing must be cold). On the bottom of the empty bakepan strew tomato sauce. The cannelloni, as they are settled in the bakepan on one layer, strew above fluid tomato sauce in order to counterbalance the interior expansion with the outer surface, to avoid the crevice of the cannelloni. Finished laying them in the bakepan, cover completely with cool tomato sauce or ragout very fluid, or with sauce prepared with butter, flour and milk very fluid. Strew parmesan cheese and butter flakes. Introduce the bakepan in the (hot oven) having care to put a cover on the bakepan. Make it cook at a medium temperature for about 40 minutes. ATTENTION: the bakepan, after prepared, must be put quickly in the hot oven. CAUTION: Handle with care, the impact will cause breakage of the cannelloni.


ILLUSTRATION: RIP Woolworths

Sunday, 15 November 2009

INTERESTING THINGS: Jackson Maruti Tissues

Handkerchief. Make Up Remover. Car Steering Wiper. Spects Cleaner. And For What Not.



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Friday, 13 November 2009

INTERESTING THINGS: Ambassador

No Battery required. Non Toxic Material. No Sharp Edges. Scale Model. DOOR OPENABLE.



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Monday, 9 November 2009

Wednesday, 16 September 2009

T-SHIRTS: Creationism

I’ve started to drift towards a belief in God, creationism and intelligent design. When I look at something as complete and intricate and detailed as Professor Dawkins I think, ‘Surely that can’t just have happened by chance’ Stewart Lee

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